BAND BIOS: UNDER CONSTRUCTION




  • NAME: Val "The Pal" Loper
  • Sex: male
  • Sex with males: yes, please
  • Instrument: Geetar
  • Cried at Last Incognito show: yes
  • Quote: "Actually, I'm straight, thanks for asking"
  • in denial about sexuality: yes

  • NAME: Robby Rack Em Up
  • Sex: male
  • Puerto Rican: yes
  • Instrument: Bass geetar
  • Could Kick my ass: yes
  • Quote: "If I ever start to do that I want you to take me outside and get a rake and start scratching my face"
  • Faces of Torture: Marilyn Monroe naked

  • NAME: Greg Kablooey Brewey
  • Sex: male
  • Knows Five Knuckle Shuffle: yes
  • Instrument: valve trombone
  • Works: all day, every day
  • Quote: "Boy, am I tall"
  • Favorite Tv program of his boss: greg at work

  • NAME: Dookie
  • Sex: male
  • Pronounced: Like "Cookie" or "rookie"
  • Instrument: saxophone
  • Other bands: Blowfish Avengers, Marching Band
  • Marching Band??: you heard me
  • Quote: "hey dan, what IS Val?"

  • NAME: Denny Hardaway
  • Sex: male
  • jungle: yes
  • Instrument: silver trumpet
  • Rap: yes
  • Quote: "Lets go up stairs and play video games"
  • no longer has Wu-tang CD: yes

  • NAME: Christof Cambelle
  • Sex: male
  • Tall: yes
  • Instrument: drums
  • As tall as Greg: maybe
  • Quote: "This is the worst song ever"
  • lays on the horn: yes

  • NAME: Julian "I play keyboard" SK7
  • Sex: male
  • Jamaican: yes
  • Instrument: he tinkles the ivorys
  • ditched Jimmy Scooter: yes
  • Quote: "I am Julian. I play the keyboards."
  • gets 2 by 4's broken on his back at Martial arts practice: yes